Sesko: Another Victim of Soccer's Relentless Conveyor Belt of Opinions and Memes
Imagine the following: a happy the Danish striker in a Napoli shirt. Next, juxtapose that with a sad-looking Benjamin Sesko in a Manchester United kit, appearing like he just missed an open goal. Do not bother locating an actual photo of him missing; context is your adversary. Then, include some goal stats in a large, comical font. Don't forget the emojis. Share the image across all platforms.
Would you point out that Højlund's goal count includes scores in the premier European competition while his counterpart isn't playing in Europe? Of course not. Nor will you highlight that four of the Dane's goals were scored versus Belarus and Greece, or that Denmark is much stronger to Slovenia and generates far more chances. If you manage social media for a large outlet, raw interaction is your livelihood, Manchester United are the prime target, and nuance is the thing to avoid.
Thus the wheel of content spins. The next job is to scan a lengthy podcast with Peter Schmeichel and extract the part where he calls the acquisition of Sesko "strange". There's a bit, where Schmeichel qualifies his remarks by saying, "I have nothing bad to say about Benjamin Sesko"... yes, cut that. No one needs that. Just make sure "weird" and "Sesko" appear together in the headline. People will be furious.
This Time of Potential and Premature Judgment
Mid-autumn has traditionally one of my preferred periods to observe football. Leaves fall, winds shift, squads and strategies are still fresh, everything is new and yet patterns are emerging. Key players of the coming months are staking their claims. The summer market is closed. Nobody is mentioning the multiple trophies yet. Everyone are still in the game. Right now, all is possibility.
However, for many of the same reasons, mid-autumn has also been one of my least favourite times to read about football. For while no outcomes are decided, opinions must be formed immediately. The City winger is resurgent. Florian Wirtz has been a crushing disappointment. Is Antoine Semenyo the top performer in the league right now? We need an answer now.
Sesko as The Prime Example
And for numerous reasons, Sesko feels like the archetype in this context, a player inextricably trapped between football's opposing, non-negotiable forces. The imperative to withhold final conclusions, to let technical development and strategic understanding to develop. And the imperative to generate instant verdicts, a constant stream of takes and memes, out-of-context criticisms and pointless comparisons, a square that can never truly be circled.
It is not my aim to offer a substantive analysis of Sesko's stint at Manchester United so far. He has started on four occasions in the Premier League in a highly unpredictable team, scored two goals, and had a grand total of 116 contacts with the ball. What precisely are we evaluating? And do I propose to duplicate the pundits' notable debate "The Sesko Debate", in which two of England's leading pundits argue passionately on a popular show over whether Sesko needs ten strikes to be deemed successful this year (Neville), or whether it is more like 12 or 13 (the other).
A Cruel Environment
Despite this I enjoyed watching Sesko at his former club: a big, fast sports car of a forward, playing in a team pitched perfectly to his abilities: afforded the license to rampage but also the freedom to miss. And in part this is why Manchester United feels like the most unforgiving place he could possibly be at the moment: a place where "brutal verdicts" are handed down in roughly the duration it takes to watch a short advertisement, the club with the widest and most ruthless gap between the time and air he requires, and the opportunity he is going to get.
We saw an example of this during the national team pause, when a viral infographic conveniently informed us that Sesko had been judged – decisively – the worst signing of the recent market by a survey of football representatives. And of course, the media are by no means the only ones in this. Team social media, influencers, anonymous X accounts with a suspiciously high number of pornbot followers: everybody with skin in the game is now essentially operating along the same principles, an ecosystem explicitly geared for controversy.
The Psychological Toll
Endless scrolling and tapping. What are we doing to ourselves? Are we aware, on any level, what this infinite stream of irritation is doing to our brains? Separate from the essential weirdness of playing in the middle of it all, aware on a bizarre butterfly-effect level that every single thing about them is now basically content, product, open-source property to be repackaged and exchanged.
Indeed, partly this is because it's Manchester United, the corpse that continues to feed the narrative, a major institution that must always be producing the strong emotions. But also, in part this is a seasonal affliction, a pendulum of opinion most visibly and harshly glimpsed at this season, roughly four weeks after the window has closed. All summer long we have been desiring footballers, praising them, drooling over them. Now, only a handful of games later, a lot of those same players are already being disdained as broken goods. Is it time to worry about a new signing? Did Arsenal actually need Viktor Gyökeres wise? What was the purpose of another expensive buy?
A Wider Issue
It seems fitting that he faces their rivals on Sunday: a team at once on a long unbeaten run at home in the Premier League and somehow in their own state of feverish crisis, like submitting a missing person’s report on someone who popped to the store 30 minutes ago. Defensively suspect. Mohamed Salah finished. Alexander Isak an expensive flop. Arne Slot bald.
Perhaps we have failed to understand the way the storyline of football has begun to supplant football itself, to influence the way we view it, an whole competition repivoted around talking points and reaction, an activity that occurs in the backdrop while we browse through our devices, unable to detach from the constant flow of takes and further hot takes. It may be Sesko taking the hit right now. However, everyone is losing something in this process.